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torsdag 30 september 2010

TEGAN

I did some research on my latest post.
Things might be more fucked up than we'd ever imagine.
Sara is a hebrew name meaning princess.
But that's alright.
The strange thing is. Justin is an English name meaning "just, fair".
Tegan is a Welsh name meaning "pretty, fair".
The situation just fucked itself in the air.
Justin didn't replace Tegan in my earlier post. Justin IS Tegan. And I will prove it.
Tegan = Fair
Jutin = Fair
Justin = Tegan
Now this is pure, irrefutable logic. Math has proven Justin to be Tegan.
Also, "Quinn" the surname of the "sisters" means "Descendant of Con". Could Con stand for Canada;ONtario?
Now that implies that not only Tegan, but BOTH the sisters are Justin (as Canada, Ontario is the birthplace of Justin), and if that's the case, did Justin clone himself twice and sent the twins through time?
Are they just an experiment to see what would become of him and his music if he was a girl? If he had a twin? If he was English?
I do not know what is going on here. But Justin cannot be trusted. Shit, if he controls time and cells and gender, what stops him from silencing me?

onsdag 29 september 2010

FURTHER PONDERING: PART 2: THE REPONDATION

A widely speculated theory is that Justin is in fact a rumored "third" sister of the Tegan and Sara clan. Now this theory holds some arguments that to the loose of conflict might seem a bit off the ashtray, but be not alarmed. Read through it, and it might just make sense.
So. There were three Tegan and Sara sisters; Tegan, Sara and Julia. The three were an excellent trio, and with Kim on the drums primarily the band managed to get its folky paws on almost every genre out there, always bringing fresh and new stuff into their new musical area. The three of them seemed so happy.
But that was not the case.
There being three of them caused quite the commotion whenever they had a disagreement, as two would usually go against one. The one being singled out would then be pretty fucking pissed. This would happen to all of them of course, but a spiral of bad energy and conflicts was slowly jerking the loose thread of the sweater that was their band.
The final straw was when Tegan said that Sara was the best drummer in the band, during whatever argument. Julia got fucking pissed, left the band and went solo. Tegan felt bad, and wanted Julia to come back, but apparently Julia "didn't need her fucking lesbo pity".  Julia tried solo for a while, sold some records that in truth were fucking bad, whilst Tegan and Sara broke up the remains of the band.
Julia came to her senses and realized that the situation fucking sucked. Tegan and Sara breaking up because she left them was heartaching for her. And she also somewhat wished that there had never been three of them to start with.
So she got inside the DeLorean and went back to the day they were born, abducted the would-be Julia, and placed her tiny bit later in history (you can't move these history babies too far or time will freak out), and also sex-changed her. Julia became Justin. Tegan and Sara were left without their third part.
Julia then vanished from existence.

tisdag 28 september 2010

God damn the war is good on the front in fact the war is best on the fron

So you wanna be a boxer? in the golden ring?
Well fuck you because Justin just replaced Tegan. From now on it's Justin and Sara. And god damn that pop-electro-mainstream-folk-acoustic-funk-lesbian sound is fucking good.
in fact it's the best.
The bad news is that there is only one copy of their album and that copy is in the depths of atlantis' deepest cave.

EDIT: So I was pondering why TEGAN was left out, as Tegan is a far more lesbian name than Sara, and Justin obviously has the hots for the lezbos.
Then I viewed the poll. As it turns out, Sara is MILES ahead of Tegan in Looking-like-a-lesbianist term. The difference is procentually undeterminable.







Seriously though if you like music, Sufjan Steven's  'The age of adz' recently leaked. It's up on magiska for a grab.
anonym.to/http://magiska.vlsweb.net.br/?p=17040#more-17040

måndag 27 september 2010

OH GOD OH GOD

OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD

lördag 25 september 2010

OH AND YEAH I FORGOT!

If you would happen to stumble across any image of Tegan and Sara resembling our dear Tegan and Sara, please let me know, and I'll write a feature on it as soon as I get my hands on the image!
Because these things need to get out to the fucking public.

In the meantime, have some Justin for reference.

Introduction

This blog is for all of you Tegan and Sara fans and Justin Bieber fans who want to get the latest Tegan and Sara news as well as the latest Justin Bieber news. This blog has all the news and info for these artists new album as well as the old ones. But mostly it will become a picture image gallery of Tegan and Sara when they look like Justin Bieber the most.

We start of with this great Tegan and Sara shot, and if you thought this was two images of Justin Bieber trying coats on for his new video, but as previouslt stated, it is just a Tegan and Sara pic.